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28) Women: Have you or your partner found your G Spot?

	Female Straight	Female Bisexual	Female Gay
Not yet but still hopeful	47%	36%	13%
Found it and lovin’ It	48%	56%	37%
Found it, and it freaked me out	5%	8%	50%

Personally, I think it’s an urban legend like the crocodiles in the sewer system or the Sasquatch, because everyone talks about it, but you know, those videos are probably fakes.

29) Women: Can you orgasm during penetration?

	Female Straight	Female Bisexual	Female Gay
Yes	68%	68%	25%
No	32%	32%	75%

Woman can orgasm? Wow, that’s not what dad said. Man, you learn something new everyday. Yet another category where the straight and bisexual girls are virtually identical. Are we missing something?

30) Men: Can you orgasm without ejaculating?

	Male Straight	Male Bisexual	Male Gay
Yes	28%	35%	58%
No	72%	65%	42%

Yeah right, sure, and I won’t cum in your mouth either. Really, the gay guys have a talent. It should be an Olympic sport. Seriously!

31) Men: Have you ever measured or compared your dick?

	Male Straight	Male Bisexual	Male Gay
Yes	79%	96%	88%
No	21%	4%	12%

I don’t care what you say: EVERY ONE WITH A PENIS HAS MEASURED IT OR COMPARED IT WITH ANOTHER.

32) Those of you who have, with what?

	Male Straight	Male Bisexual	Male Gay
Ruler	71%	61%	27%
Other Guy’s dick	4%	30%	62%
Other	4%	4%	0%
I have never measured	21%	4%	12%

See, I told you that all men have measured their dicks because we’re already on the second question about dick size. Check out the other answers. A couple are really funny.

33) What did you use to measure?

If you answered Other to 32, What did you use?

• Measuring Tape
• Hand Length and width
• 7” vinyl
• New lead pencil (7”)
• Sewing tape measure

34) Men: Are you satisfied with the size of your dick?

	Male Straight	Male Bisexual	Male Gay
Yes	74%	65%	81%
Why wouldn’t I be? It’s a Monster	7%	26%	4%
No, now stop asking me about my small dick	19%	9%	15%

WHAT!? Another question about dick size? God, it’s okay, I like it. Besides, what the hell are you going to do about it anyway, you have to play the card you’ve been dealt. Surgery can only go so far or so wide. But still, you bisexual guys either have hugely inflated egos or having a huge dick is a prerequisite to being a bisexual guy.

35) For those who care: Do you prefer cut or uncut?

	Female Straight	Female Queer	Male Straight	Male Queer
Cut	39%	30%	37%	37%
Uncut	4%	6%	3%	18%
It’s all good with me	50%	46%	25%	45%
Rather not think about it	9%	18%	25%	0%

It seems, for those who care, uncut is the unanimous winner. Male mutilation my ass. It pleases people! Off with their heads!! Penis, penis, penis, penis. Look there’s a clitoris, no wait, let’s talk about my penis some more. Can we move on? Puhlease?

36) How many lovers have you had?

	Female Straight	Female Queer	Male Straight	Male Queer
0-3	34%	21%	36%	16%
4-7	26%	25%	24%	24%
8-12	14%	12%	15%	19%
13-20	12%	15%	9%	13%
21-30	7%	9%	7%	4%
More than I can count	7%	18%	9%	24%

Thank god. Something new. And those of you in the 0-3 range, how many are virgins? Come on, raise your hands. Don’t be shy, didn’t you see the movie, it grossed over $100 million, which proves it’s cool to be a virgin. Really. But there is an interesting result, queer Edmontonians are more than twice as likely to have had more than 30 partners than their straight neighbours. Good for you! Equally as interesting is the fact that straight folk are again almost twice as likely to have had three or fewer partners. What are you waiting for? Get out there!

37) Your favourite sexual position is?

	Female Straight	Female Queer	Male Straight	Male Queer
Doggy	24%	15%	28%	30%
Cowgirl	29%	18%	21%	4%
Reverse Cowgirl	3%	0%	8%	2%
Missionary	16%	6%	13%	8%
69	3%	3%	9%	19%
Sideways	6%	6%	7%	2%
Froggy	11%	12%	8%	19%
Standing	1%	3%	1%	0%
Rough/Bondage	2%	15%	3%	4%
Other	6%	22%	3%	5%

What? Nobody wants to just cuddle or spoon anymore? We neglected to ask what people liked when they answered other. I guess we’ll find out next year. For now, one thing is certain, do not ask your partner to do it standing up. Our readers have said the only thing they do standing is wait for the bus. Doggy was number one for all guys and close behind (ha ha) for the girls. Missionary is popular with the girls. I guess that goes back to the desire for more kissing. Remember the popular ones next time you get someone to have sex with you. NO STANDING!!

38) How do you feel about anal penetration?

	Female Straight	Female Queer	Male Straight	Male Queer
As much as I can give/or get	4%	12%	18%	45%
Whenever the mood strikes!	40%	46%	48%	47%
It’s an outhole	56%	42%	33%	8%

“Do you really want to hurt me, do you really want to make me cry.” Which translates into remember the lube. And ask first. A free safety tip brought you by the fine folks at Vue Weekly. We think an interesting followup question for next year will be asking if you prefer to give or receive. Next year. Geez, the girls sure have their minds made up on this one. A little adventure never hurt anyone. We still like the advice, when your partner asks, you say, “Me first and when I’m done you can have your turn.” That is either fair or it will shut them up!

39) You stumble upon a couple having sex in a park. Do you?

	Female Straight	Female Queer	Male Straight	Male Queer
Get away as fast as possible	33%	27%	20%	8%
Call the cops	1%	3%	1%	0%
Hide in the shadow and enjoy yourself	27%	25%	48%	49%
Ask to join in	1%	18%	8%	12%
Other	38%	27%	24%	31%

That damn other. We didn’t anticipate so many of you would choose that one. Since the majority of you answered in that category I’m assuming that you really meant pull out the video camera, press the low light button and then download the whole thing on couplesinthepark.com. That’s what I do, what I would have done, hypothetically I mean. I’m interested in botany, that why I hide in the bushes. Funny that guys are much more likely to watch and take care of themselves. Let’s not forget these are the same people who are masturbating more than fifteen times a month. As for joining in, the queer girls are the most adventurous. I challenge as many of you as possible to go find a park, start the process and see if one of these adventurous ladies walks by. If they do, write to Penthouse. It will probably get printed. Better yet, email me. My email address is ...

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