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21. In the past year did you watch porn (more/less/the same) than in the last year?

	Straight Male	Gay Male	Bi Male	Straight Female	Gay Female	Bi Female
More	26%	34%	52%	38%	44%	38%
Less	30%	22%	22%	36%	33%	7%
The same	40%	44%	26%	26%	23%	54%

Again, the story is the bisexuals. The men are watching a lot more porn and the women sure as hell aren’t watching any less. Is that because bis can enjoy all kinds? Equally interesting is that the only group watching less (although not by much of a margin) is straight males, who are the bread and butter of the porn industry. Does that mean that porn makers have to watch out?

22. In the last year, did you wander public places in search for… than in the last year?

	Straight Male	Gay Male	Bi Male	Straight Female	Gay Female	Bi Female
More	21%	22%	35%	21%	56%	23%
Less	44%	47%	30%	39%	11%	31%
The same	35%	31%	35%	39%	33%	46%

Shortly after we came up with this question, we wondered if it wasn’t the worst one of the bunch. What were we really asking you? We’re not sure, but that didn’t mean that you didn’t answer. And it looks like lesbians are most likely to be on the prowl for something … a partner, a place to have public sex, a t-shirt … you be the judge.

23. In the last year, did you role play (more/less/the same) than in the last year?

	Straight Male	Gay Male	Bi Male	Straight Female	Gay Female	Bi Female
More	22%	16%	17%	15%	56%	54%
Less	25%	31%	39%	31%	11%	8%
The same	53%	53%	43%	54%	33%	38%

Like we said, women like sex, but gay and bi women are proving it with their adventurousness. Here come those straight male fantasies again. But it would seem that bi men just want to get down to it and not worry about donning the latex and leather. But for those about to role play, we salute you, plus, we’ve been very, very bad!

24. Your neighbours are having crazy loud sex. Do you … ?

	Straight Male	Gay Male	Bi Male	Straight Female	Gay Female	Bi Female
Put in your earplus and go to sleep	17%	9%	9%	20%	22%	8%
Climb on your partner	44%	34%	26%	37%	34%	46%
Get into it yourself	21%	31%	35%	22%	22%	23%
Knock and ask to join in	7%	3%	13%	1%	22%	8%
Call and complain	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%
Other	11%	22%	17%	19%	0%	15%

Not one person said they would call and complain. You are either a polite, patient bunch or you all get off on the sounds of others! Speaking of, those that answered “other” said:

Record it and play it back on their answering machine
Laugh
Break into their house and steal their TV.
Mind my own business
Turn up the TV.
Depends if they are gay or straight
Phoned wife and describe action while we did phone sex together
Snicker because she’s doing her best impression of a porn star.
Depends if it is strangers, family or friends
Grab a toy and let them inspire me to orgasm.
They’ll stop when they are ready.
Listen and mock them because I am uncomfortable.
Next time they’re sleeping and quiet, my partner and I will give them a taste of their own medicine.
Probably lie awake wondering why I have to listen to this, why God is punishing me by not getting laid—I’m a good Catholic girl. Well, ok I’m not, but I’ve slept with some and that’s gotta count for something right?

25. Do you use sex toys?

	Straight Male	Gay Male	Bi Male	Straight Female	Gay Female	Bi Female
I do, my partner doesn’t	4%	6%	4%	13%	11%	15%
My partner does, I don’t	20%	6%	13%	2%	0%	0%
We both do	29%	22%	39%	28%	56%	46%
Neither of us do	27%	34%	9%	19%	0%	8%
I don’t and I have no partner	15%	25%	13%	14%	22%	8%
I do and I have no partner	5%	6%	22%	4%	11%	23%

What can we say about this one? Obviously, the straight males are a little squeamish about using sex toys on themselves. What could be more fun, though, than a marriage of “sex” and “toys”? Well, for some, it’s using what your mama gave you—your hands, your hands, sickos!

26. What type of toys do you prefer?

	Straight Male	Gay Male	Bi Male	Straight Female	Gay Female	Bi Female
Sleek and steel	15%	9%	13%	10%	11%	0%
Huge, penis shaped	15%	41%	39%	29%	23%	23%
Eggs/bullets	15%	6%	9%	12%	12%	15%
Anal beads	8%	9%	4%	0%	11%	0%
Rabbits	4%	0%	4%	16%	0%	23%
Sex doll	3%	3%	0%	2%	22%	8%
Pocket pussy	11%	3%	0%	1%	11%	0%
Other	28%	28%	30%	29%	11%	31%

Before we get to the people who answered “other,” we have a few questions. How are sex dolls more popular with gay women than men? We don’t get it. Plus pocket pussies are just as popular with gay women as straight men! We are so confused. We need a map.

Others:
Why the hell would you make me pick?
Silicone vibes
Glass!
I adore my Fukuoku.
Don’t use any
Magic wand—the best for him and her
Vibrating condom ring
The wave
GI Joe
What are rabbits?
Feather
The showerhead
Inflatable vibrators (gets her very full but doesn’t hurt).

27. Are you a member of any kink groups?

	Straight Male	Gay Male	Bi Male	Straight Female	Gay Female	Bi Female
Yes	5%	9%	13%	1%	22%	23%
No	95%	91%	87%	99%	78%	77%

Hey, straight folk, live a little and explore!

Those who answered “yes” specified:
Alt.com
Swingers
Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan Club
Watersports
Slight interest in leather
Edmonton O Society. Come out and play Edmonton.
Bondage society. Swing club
I started a club at my church.

28. Have you ever “Googled” an ex or current partner?

	Straight Male	Gay Male	Bi Male	Straight Female	Gay Female	Bi Female
Always	26%	34%	26%	44%	44%	23%
Once	27%	34%	17%	33%	33%	31%
Never	38%	38%	30%	16%	22%	38%
What is “Googled”	9%	3%	26%	8%	12%	8%

For those Google innocents out there, plugging your ex’s or partner’s name into Google is kind of like stalking, but in a non violent and less creepy way. Sorry, was that judgmental? Don’t worry, most of us here have done it. Just remember, it’s never a bad idea to Google yourself (that sounds kinky) to find out what kind of dirt there is on you. Anyway, it seems that straight women and lesbians are the most curious about their intimates.

29. Your lover proposes swinging. How do you react?

	Straight Male	Gay Male	Bi Male	Straight Female	Gay Female	Bi Female
When and where?	41%	28%	70%	11%	34%	46%
Not thrilled but if it makes them happy	14%	19%	4%	8%	11%	23%
Not likely, but not a firm no	28%	34%	18%	37%	45%	23%
No way, because I’d never stop	4%	3%	4%	6%	0%	0%
Absolutely not!	7%	3%	4%	25%	0%	0%
Their ass is dumped	6%	13%	0%	14%	11%	8%

The bisexuals have again grabbed our attention. You men and women seem open to just about anything. In both of your cases, if you keep asking, 92% of your partners will eventually say yes. Only straight women have come out strongly against it. Guys, if you ask, you had better keep your coat handy because odds are your ass is kicked out of the house.

30. How big is your penis? (flaccid)

Well, we forgot to mention that only guys needed to answer this question. Sorry ladies. For the sake of simplicity and space, we are going to give you the answers that were biggest, smallest, most common and the average.

Biggest: 11”
Smallest 1”
Most common 3”
Average 3.68”

For the record, we think the guy who answered 15” is full of it.

31. How big is your penis? (erect)

(More cock questions. This survey is so sexist!)

Biggest 11”
Smallest 4”
Most common 7”
Average 6.77”

Well, there it is. The results from our 2nd Annual Sex, Lust and Love survey. We hope you had as much fun reading it as we had thinking it up. We had many, many great answers that we had to leave out because we just don’t have enough space to put all the kinky shit that runs though your heads. So all we ask is that you read this issue, go have wicked crazy sex and please, please, name your kids Vue!! Oh yeah, and thanks for all of the ideas!

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